gothzenyatta:

I long to be one of those skyrim npcs that just hangs around a tavern 24/7 eating bread and starts clapping wildly whenever a bard whips out a drum

spectrometrie:

im so glad discovering music is endless 

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

nosekissesbuttscritches:

one-piece-of-harry:

Ya ever feel like the ideal body type for women was inherently just classism and the perfect way to treat women like trophies because like back when women were Thick™ as an ideal body type the only women who were able to look like that were the rich and today now the type is super thin and the only women who can look like that are the women who don’t work labour jobs and can afford not to have a carb diet so basically men only go for rich women and have changed how they objectify women not because of some biological quirk that shifts their lust but entirely because the form of the most privileged women has changed therefore the best trophy to keep

It literally was. Fat was hype when malnutrition and starvation were common. A symbol of leisure.

Gucci Skinny was hype when malnutrition from cheap food was common and when most of the middle class had desk jobs. Symbol of control over women who now had more rights.

Instagram Fit ™ is hype because most people are overworked and too broke to exercise or eat properly. A symbol of “leisure” and wealth.

markv5:
“Котёнок Фося….
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markv5:

Котёнок Фося….

warden-official:

Some of you have never had spurs that jingle jangle jingle and it really shows

noelmiler:

ed sheeran songs be like I love you alive girl I will show you with my body and my lips and my eyes very soon

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

wish yall would stop calling rejection of mainstream beauty expectations as “embracing ugliness” :(

just bcs i dont wear makeup doesnt mean im “raw” and “embracing my ugliness” im literally just existing… sorry 2 hear about ur messed up self esteem but dont project your issues onto me…

mens-rights-activia:

hyrude:

accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice cream as broth. it’s divine. also i woke up in the middle of the night and made it to the bathroom about .5 seconds before shitting myself so. pluses and minuses

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flutzes:

tariqah:

someonekillpewdiepie:

Jeff.

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I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

that is a fucking threat

Surviving a Desert

hgk477:

  1. Only move at dusk and dawn. 
  2. Cover yourself. The sun is an old and angry thing. 
  3. Try not to leave tracks. 
  4. Not all that is visible is real. 
  5. Not all that is real is visible. 
  6. When you start hearing the voices of the dead, settle down and do not move. They will pass you by. 
  7. Do not approach caravans. 
  8. Dreams had in the desert are either prophetic or real. Decide wisely which to believe. 
  9. There are no wolves here. You will hear them anyway. 
  10. Never rest in the bottom of a dune valley. 
  11. Do not speak to anything that has not proven itself to be human. 
  12. When the sand shakes, run. 
  13. Cover your mouth. The sand will coat your lungs. 
  14. Seeing things in the day is not a problem. Seeing things at night should be.  
  15. Never play the flute. 
  16. Always carry a sack of sugar for hungry things. 
  17. You are meat. Do not forget this fact. 
  18. If there is something in your periphery, do not look at it. It wants you to. 
  19. Dig yourself into the ground in a sandstorm. The wind will take you away. 
  20. The flames are not real. 
  21. The shadows are not real. 
  22. Never close your tent flap all the way. It is impolite. 
  23. Never let your lantern go out. 
  24. The ancient have no love for the young. 
  25. Do not drink water offered to you. 
  26. Do not watch the dancers. They will trick you. 
  27. There should be no clouds. If there are, move until they disappear. 
  28. Travel alone. You will invariably lose your companions. 
  29. Someone will cry out for help. Do not follow the voice. 
  30. The murmurs of veiled ones are to be disregarded.

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